Delaware Ice Hockey Club goalie, smashes his tennis racquet against the concrete walls of his small dorm room. “I stink! I was terrible!” Wooosh CRACK! Woosh woosh CRUNCH! Rothman has just returned from what he feels was an unsatisfactory pre-season workout with the Hockey Club, which he feels lucky to be a part of after a terrible car accident two years ago. Floormates run to see what is causing the commotion, but they are immediately repulsed by an indescribable stench radiating from Rothman’s room.